Neopets Better Than You: Slorgs in Space

This week's Better Than You features YRB-X1. Below is his challenge statement.

"Biological unit, you are just in time. *BZZT* Droid designation YRB-X1, commonly called Yurbot by you organics, has been tasked with eradicating Slorgs in this sector. You are being ordered to the surface to engage in clean up. Do not disappoint Dr. *BZZT*.'"

To beat him you must get 15,500 points in Slorgs in Space.

Prize is Pink Slorg Plushie for the 500 winners. Additionally, you get a Gold Trophy and 20,000 Neopoints if you are one of the first 10, Silver Trophy and 10,000 Neopoints if you are between the 11th and 50th, and a Bronze Trophy and 3,000 Neopoints if you are between 51st and 500th.

Neopets Better Than You: Shenkuu Warrior II

This week's Better Than You features Princess Terrana. Below is her challenge statement.

"I'm training for the Altador Cup! Oh, the odds that Papa the Emperor will let me go are about forty zillion to one, but I still think it's worthwhile to try. You have to be really agile and tough to compete in Yooyuball, so I'm practicing my moves."

To beat her you must get 185,0000 points in Shenkuu Warrior II.

Prize is Quiggle Health and Fitness for the 500 winners. Additionally, you get a Gold Trophy and 20,000 Neopoints if you are one of the first 10, Silver Trophy and 10,000 Neopoints if you are between the 11th and 50th, and a Bronze Trophy and 3,000 Neopoints if you are between 51st and 500th.

Neopets Better Than You: Hannah and the Kreludor Caves

This week's Better Than You features Hannah. Below is her challenge statement.

"Oh bother, these robots are entirely too sensitive. It's too bad that Armin is allergic to moon dust; I could really use a second pair of eyes right about now."

To beat her you must get 32,500 points in Hannah and the Kreludor Caves

Prize is Moon Orb for the 500 winners. Additionally, you get a Gold Trophy and 20,000 Neopoints if you are one of the first 10, Silver Trophy and 10,000 Neopoints if you are between the 11th and 50th, and a Bronze Trophy and 3,000 Neopoints if you are between 51st and 500th.

Neopets Better Than You: Bruno's Backwoods Breakaway

This week's Better Than You features Bruno. Below is his challenge statement.

"I... uh... Help! There's an angry mob after meeeee! *flees into the Haunted Woods*"

To beat him you must get 5,000 points in Bruno's Backwoods Breakaway.

Prize is Spectral Forest Bow for the 500 winners. Additionally, you get a Gold Trophy and 20,000 Neopoints if you are one of the first 10, Silver Trophy and 10,000 Neopoints if you are between the 11th and 50th, and a Bronze Trophy and 3,000 Neopoints if you are between 51st and 500th.

Neopets Better Than You: Kou-Jong

This week's Better Than You features Linae. Below is her challenge statement.

"I see some dark portents in the tiles. I'm pretty sure somewhere out there in Neopia a Dark Faerie is rising in power. Best to stay in today and play a quiet game of Kou-Jong."

To beat her you must get 1,120 points in Kou-Jong.

Prize is Green Kougra Bracelet for the 500 winners. Additionally, you get a Gold Trophy and 20,000 Neopoints if you are one of the first 10, Silver Trophy and 10,000 Neopoints if you are between the 11th and 50th, and a Bronze Trophy and 3,000 Neopoints if you are between 51st and 500th.

Neopets Better Than You: Kreludan Mining Corp.

This week's Better Than You features Jetsam Ace. Below is his challenge statement.

"Those nimrods at the Kreludan Mining Corp hired me to do some basic piloting for them. Guess they couldn't handle a little variable gravity. After years of fighting Sloth's goons in pitched battles, this assignment should be a breeze."

To beat him you must get 600 points in Kreludan Mining Corp.

Prize is Snowager Plushie for the 500 winners. Additionally, you get a Gold Trophy and 20,000 Neopoints if you are one of the first 10, Silver Trophy and 10,000 Neopoints if you are between the 11th and 50th, and a Bronze Trophy and 3,000 Neopoints if you are between 51st and 500th.

Neopets Better Than You: Wrath of the Snowager

This week's Better Than You features Anonymous Blue Chia. Below is his challenge statement.

"Oh man, that Snowager is one cold fellow! He doesn't roll out the welcome mat for anybody! I just wanted to borrow a few things, you know, in a neighbourly fashion. So much for that idea."

To beat her you must get 975,000 points in Wrath of the Snowager.

Prize is Snowager Plushie for the 500 winners. Additionally, you get a Gold Trophy and 20,000 Neopoints if you are one of the first 10, Silver Trophy and 10,000 Neopoints if you are between the 11th and 50th, and a Bronze Trophy and 3,000 Neopoints if you are between 51st and 500th.

Neopets Better Than You: Rink Runner

This week's Better Than You features Miss Tobik. Below is her challenge statement.

"Ugh, the wind is positively blizzardy at the moment. It will be dire sitting there in the stands watching the Bruces compete. How fortunate that I have a private box to view the skating from."

To beat her you must get 110 points in Rink Runner.

Prize is Lovely Bruce Cap for the 500 winners. Additionally, you get a Gold Trophy and 20,000 Neopoints if you are one of the first 10, Silver Trophy and 10,000 Neopoints if you are between the 11th and 50th, and a Bronze Trophy and 3,000 Neopoints if you are between 51st and 500th.

Neopets Better Than You: Math's Nightmare

This week's Better Than You features Imiya. Below is her challenge statement.

"I was having such a pleasant dream when that horrid alarm woke me out of a sound slumber. Ugh. How can I possibly be well rested enough for my test now?"

To beat her you must get 5,840 points in Math's Nightmare.

Prize is Number 8 Plushie for the 500 winners. Additionally, you get a Gold Trophy and 20,000 Neopoints if you are one of the first 10, Silver Trophy and 10,000 Neopoints if you are between the 11th and 50th, and a Bronze Trophy and 3,000 Neopoints if you are between 51st and 500th.

Neopets Better Than You: Snow Wars II

This week's Better Than You features The Snowman. Below is his challenge statement.

"I slipped into this field to take a long winter's nap, when suddenly catapults started lobbing snowballs at me! The Grundos are hastily putting up fortifications, but I'm sure you can do better."

To beat her you must get 4,000 points in Snow Wars II.

Prize is Snowy Cottage Background for the 500 winners. Additionally, you get a Gold Trophy and 20,000 Neopoints if you are one of the first 10, Silver Trophy and 10,000 Neopoints if you are between the 11th and 50th, and a Bronze Trophy and 3,000 Neopoints if you are between 51st and 500th.

Neopets Better Than You: Snowball Fight

This week's Better Than You features Lewis. Below is his challenge statement.

"Being an Abominable Snowball is a wretched existence at the best of times, but last week I accidentally wandered into the Snowball Fight fields. Of course I was mistaken for ammo and thrown several times. I have returned to get my revenge, mwahahaha!"

To beat her you must get 725 points in Snowball Fight.

Prize is Pebble Snowball for the 500 winners. Additionally, you get a Gold Trophy and 20,000 Neopoints if you are one of the first 10, Silver Trophy and 10,000 Neopoints if you are between the 11th and 50th, and a Bronze Trophy and 3,000 Neopoints if you are between 51st and 500th.

Neopets Better Than You: Chia Bomber 2

This week's Better Than You features Geoffrey. Below is his challenge statement.

"Those meanies! I'll blast them into next week! Getting mud all over my neighbourhood... who do they think they are?!"

To beat her you must get 1,000 points in Chia Bomber 2.

Prize is Water Faerie Shield for the 500 winners. Additionally, you get a Gold Trophy and 20,000 Neopoints if you are one of the first 10, Silver Trophy and 10,000 Neopoints if you are between the 11th and 50th, and a Bronze Trophy and 3,000 Neopoints if you are between 51st and 500th.

Neopets Better Than You: Jolly Jugglers

This week's Better Than You features Gwyl. Below is his challenge statement.

"Do you know we're the best jugglers in Neopia? Also the only known jugglers in Neopia, but that's totally irrelevant. Stand back and be amazed by our skills!"

To beat her you must get 900 points in Jolly Jugglers.

Prize is Fireball Negg for the 500 winners. Additionally, you get a Gold Trophy and 20,000 Neopoints if you are one of the first 10, Silver Trophy and 10,000 Neopoints if you are between the 11th and 50th, and a Bronze Trophy and 3,000 Neopoints if you are between 51st and 500th.

Neopets Better Than You: Gwyl's Great Escape

This week's Better Than You features Gwyl. Below is his challenge statement.

"No one bounces off cavern walls like I do! Especially when I've had too much candy. That's why my Lightmite is so helpful; she keeps me focused on the job so I can get my work done safely."

To beat her you must get 350 points in Gwyl's Great Escape.

Prize is Edible Rock Garland for the 500 winners. Additionally, you get a Gold Trophy and 20,000 Neopoints if you are one of the first 10, Silver Trophy and 10,000 Neopoints if you are between the 11th and 50th, and a Bronze Trophy and 3,000 Neopoints if you are between 51st and 500th.

Neopets Better Than You: Meepit vs. Feepit

This week's Better Than You features Wintery Petpets Shopkeeper. Below is her challenge statement.

"I received a record-breaking number of orders for Feepits a few weeks ago, so I looked into why. Have to make sure my little darlings aren't being misused, you know. It turns out that for some reason, there's lots more Meepits running around Neopia these days..."

To beat her you must get 2,900 points in Meepit vs. Feepit.

Prize is Feepit Kiko Costume Top for the 500 winners. Additionally, you get a Gold Trophy and 20,000 Neopoints if you are one of the first 10, Silver Trophy and 10,000 Neopoints if you are between the 11th and 50th, and a Bronze Trophy and 3,000 Neopoints if you are between 51st and 500th.

Neopets Better Than You: Bumble Beams

This week's Better Than You features Katie. Below is her challenge statement.

"I came to the Space Station to study the effects of low gravity on fluid mechanics, but someone is mistreating these robot Petpets! Naturally I had to step in and invent a stabilising mechanism. I've only got one, but if you want to help out, I'm not complaining!"

To beat her you must get 900 points in Bumble Beams.

Prize is Robot Kau Plushie for the 500 winners. Additionally, you get a Gold Trophy and 20,000 Neopoints if you are one of the first 10, Silver Trophy and 10,000 Neopoints if you are between the 11th and 50th, and a Bronze Trophy and 3,000 Neopoints if you are between 51st and 500th.

Neopets Better Than You: Carnival of Terror

This week's Better Than You features Gilly. Below is his challenge statement.

"I was on my way to visit Sophie -- she makes lovely tea, you know -- when I must have taken a wrong turn somehow. Clowns came out of nowhere and started throwing pies at me! It's really odd, but I think they might be robots..."

To beat her you must get 780 points in Carnival of Terror.

Prize is Haunted Woods Archway for the 500 winners. Additionally, you get a Gold Trophy and 20,000 Neopoints if you are one of the first 10, Silver Trophy and 10,000 Neopoints if you are between the 11th and 50th, and a Bronze Trophy and 3,000 Neopoints if you are between 51st and 500th.

Neopets Better Than You: Super Hassee Bounce

This week's Better Than You features Elvin. Below is his challenge statement.

"My friend asked me to watch her Hasees while she went away on holiday. Of course I said yes; this is King Skarl's team of professional balloon-popping Hasees! We can compare notes."

To beat her you must get 1,140 points in Super Hassee Bounce.

Prize is Plumpy and Balloons for the 500 winners. Additionally, you get a Gold Trophy and 20,000 Neopoints if you are one of the first 10, Silver Trophy and 10,000 Neopoints if you are between the 11th and 50th, and a Bronze Trophy and 3,000 Neopoints if you are between 51st and 500th.

Neopets Better Than You: Sergeant Brexis

This week's Better Than You features Sergeant Brexis. Below is his challenge statement.

"Ugh, I've drawn Meuka clean-up duty again. Lovely. Still, this is why I signed up to be a Defender of Neopia... to make the world a better place for good Neopians."

To beat her you must get 37,000 points in Snot Snowball.

Prize is Snot JubJub Snowball for the 500 winners. Additionally, you get a Gold Trophy and 20,000 Neopoints if you are one of the first 10, Silver Trophy and 10,000 Neopoints if you are between the 11th and 50th, and a Bronze Trophy and 3,000 Neopoints if you are between 51st and 500th.

Neopets Better Than You: Volcano Run II

This week's Better Than You features Glubgar. Below is his challenge statement.

"I really have no sense of direction at all. It's like they broke the compass I was born with. I'm pretty sure the Giant Omelette is through this lava tunnel, though. Pretty sure."

To beat her you must get 1,300 points in Volcano Run II.

Prize is Magma Moehog Plushie for the 500 winners. Additionally, you get a Gold Trophy and 20,000 Neopoints if you are one of the first 10, Silver Trophy and 10,000 Neopoints if you are between the 11th and 50th, and a Bronze Trophy and 3,000 Neopoints if you are between 51st and 500th.