Wednesday, March 4, 2015

Neopets Better Than You: Slorgs in Space

This week's Better Than You features YRB-X1. Below is his challenge statement.

"Biological unit, you are just in time. *BZZT* Droid designation YRB-X1, commonly called Yurbot by you organics, has been tasked with eradicating Slorgs in this sector. You are being ordered to the surface to engage in clean up. Do not disappoint Dr. *BZZT*.'"

To beat him you must get 15,500 points in Slorgs in Space.

Prize is Pink Slorg Plushie for the 500 winners. Additionally, you get a Gold Trophy and 20,000 Neopoints if you are one of the first 10, Silver Trophy and 10,000 Neopoints if you are between the 11th and 50th, and a Bronze Trophy and 3,000 Neopoints if you are between 51st and 500th.

Wednesday, February 25, 2015

Neopets Better Than You: Shenkuu Warrior II

This week's Better Than You features Princess Terrana. Below is her challenge statement.

"I'm training for the Altador Cup! Oh, the odds that Papa the Emperor will let me go are about forty zillion to one, but I still think it's worthwhile to try. You have to be really agile and tough to compete in Yooyuball, so I'm practicing my moves."

To beat her you must get 185,0000 points in Shenkuu Warrior II.

Prize is Quiggle Health and Fitness for the 500 winners. Additionally, you get a Gold Trophy and 20,000 Neopoints if you are one of the first 10, Silver Trophy and 10,000 Neopoints if you are between the 11th and 50th, and a Bronze Trophy and 3,000 Neopoints if you are between 51st and 500th.

Wednesday, February 18, 2015

Neopets Better Than You: Hannah and the Kreludor Caves

This week's Better Than You features Hannah. Below is her challenge statement.

"Oh bother, these robots are entirely too sensitive. It's too bad that Armin is allergic to moon dust; I could really use a second pair of eyes right about now."

To beat her you must get 32,500 points in Hannah and the Kreludor Caves

Prize is Moon Orb for the 500 winners. Additionally, you get a Gold Trophy and 20,000 Neopoints if you are one of the first 10, Silver Trophy and 10,000 Neopoints if you are between the 11th and 50th, and a Bronze Trophy and 3,000 Neopoints if you are between 51st and 500th.

Wednesday, February 11, 2015

Neopets Better Than You: Bruno's Backwoods Breakaway

This week's Better Than You features Bruno. Below is his challenge statement.

"I... uh... Help! There's an angry mob after meeeee! *flees into the Haunted Woods*"

To beat him you must get 5,000 points in Bruno's Backwoods Breakaway.

Prize is Spectral Forest Bow for the 500 winners. Additionally, you get a Gold Trophy and 20,000 Neopoints if you are one of the first 10, Silver Trophy and 10,000 Neopoints if you are between the 11th and 50th, and a Bronze Trophy and 3,000 Neopoints if you are between 51st and 500th.

Wednesday, February 4, 2015

Neopets Better Than You: Kou-Jong

This week's Better Than You features Linae. Below is her challenge statement.

"I see some dark portents in the tiles. I'm pretty sure somewhere out there in Neopia a Dark Faerie is rising in power. Best to stay in today and play a quiet game of Kou-Jong."

To beat her you must get 1,120 points in Kou-Jong.

Prize is Green Kougra Bracelet for the 500 winners. Additionally, you get a Gold Trophy and 20,000 Neopoints if you are one of the first 10, Silver Trophy and 10,000 Neopoints if you are between the 11th and 50th, and a Bronze Trophy and 3,000 Neopoints if you are between 51st and 500th.

Wednesday, January 28, 2015

Neopets Better Than You: Kreludan Mining Corp.

This week's Better Than You features Jetsam Ace. Below is his challenge statement.

"Those nimrods at the Kreludan Mining Corp hired me to do some basic piloting for them. Guess they couldn't handle a little variable gravity. After years of fighting Sloth's goons in pitched battles, this assignment should be a breeze."

To beat him you must get 600 points in Kreludan Mining Corp.

Prize is Snowager Plushie for the 500 winners. Additionally, you get a Gold Trophy and 20,000 Neopoints if you are one of the first 10, Silver Trophy and 10,000 Neopoints if you are between the 11th and 50th, and a Bronze Trophy and 3,000 Neopoints if you are between 51st and 500th.

Wednesday, January 21, 2015

Neopets Better Than You: Wrath of the Snowager

This week's Better Than You features Anonymous Blue Chia. Below is his challenge statement.

"Oh man, that Snowager is one cold fellow! He doesn't roll out the welcome mat for anybody! I just wanted to borrow a few things, you know, in a neighbourly fashion. So much for that idea."

To beat her you must get 975,000 points in Wrath of the Snowager.

Prize is Snowager Plushie for the 500 winners. Additionally, you get a Gold Trophy and 20,000 Neopoints if you are one of the first 10, Silver Trophy and 10,000 Neopoints if you are between the 11th and 50th, and a Bronze Trophy and 3,000 Neopoints if you are between 51st and 500th.

Wednesday, January 14, 2015

Neopets Better Than You: Rink Runner

This week's Better Than You features Miss Tobik. Below is her challenge statement.

"Ugh, the wind is positively blizzardy at the moment. It will be dire sitting there in the stands watching the Bruces compete. How fortunate that I have a private box to view the skating from."

To beat her you must get 110 points in Rink Runner.

Prize is Lovely Bruce Cap for the 500 winners. Additionally, you get a Gold Trophy and 20,000 Neopoints if you are one of the first 10, Silver Trophy and 10,000 Neopoints if you are between the 11th and 50th, and a Bronze Trophy and 3,000 Neopoints if you are between 51st and 500th.

Wednesday, January 7, 2015

Neopets Better Than You: Math's Nightmare

This week's Better Than You features Imiya. Below is her challenge statement.

"I was having such a pleasant dream when that horrid alarm woke me out of a sound slumber. Ugh. How can I possibly be well rested enough for my test now?"

To beat her you must get 5,840 points in Math's Nightmare.

Prize is Number 8 Plushie for the 500 winners. Additionally, you get a Gold Trophy and 20,000 Neopoints if you are one of the first 10, Silver Trophy and 10,000 Neopoints if you are between the 11th and 50th, and a Bronze Trophy and 3,000 Neopoints if you are between 51st and 500th.